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May 2014

"How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace Solange

Nuclear Threat: Kim Jong-Un v. Solange

While reading the story about North Korea’s latest threat to “wipe out” South Korea, I glanced over and noticed the number one story that’s “HOT RIGHT NOW” is concerning Solange Knowles’ attack on Jay-Z. So we’re officially more concerned about the tactical capabilities of Beyonce’s sister than we are about …

Editorial Sellsword

I Prefer the Term ‘Content Mercenary’

It’s May Day, a day devoted to the international unity of workers—seems like a good day to officially announce that I’ve gone rogue… Sir Walter Scott first used the term “free-lancer” in his 1820 novel Ivanhoe, referring to a warrior who is not in the employ of a specific lord, …